found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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