Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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