My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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