How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
