Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i think i have herpe
just one?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She bit a glass in half.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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