I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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