Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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