i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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