Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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