D3 body, D1 cock
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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