I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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