awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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