By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I need a beard to bite.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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