; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
His nipple licking is glorious
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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