Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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