I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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