But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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