Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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