I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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