VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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