i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
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