We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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