Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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