She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
