Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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