I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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