grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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