i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
