I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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