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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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