Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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