How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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