even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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