We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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