I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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