Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
