you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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