And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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