ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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