clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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