I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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