i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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