very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i wish my penis had a tongue
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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