all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Randomize
