People in love make me want to vomit
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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