HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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