I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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