So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My friends, they love my intelligence
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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