She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
it was like eating out sand paper
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
she peed on how many people?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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