I hope mine doesn't look like that
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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