Your dad touched me again.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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