is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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