My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Randomize
