I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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