u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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